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An Imaginary Conversation Between Jennifer Aniston and Her Agent 
Jennifer: Hey Agent, got any scripts for me to read so I can choose my next project?
Agent: You’ve never read them before, why start now?
Jennifer: Touché Agent, touché. Seriously though, come across any colossally shitty scripts these days? Anything Katherine Heigl won’t touch with a ten foot pole?  
Agent: Sorry Jen, not lately. I’ve mostly been getting stuff with a plot and good dialogue. Not really up your alley. There is, however, this one script I found that was written by an illiterate NYFA grad student.
Jennifer: Tell me more! 
Agent: Just Go With It. 
Jennifer: Oh, I will. Knowing the title just helps when I’m cashing my giant check after literally laughing my way to the bank. So…what’s it called?
Agent: Just Go With It.  
Jennifer: Why are you being so difficult?! I’ve been in literally every movie you’ve told me to—even Rock Star—so tell me, what is written on the front page of the script?  
Agent: Just Go With It.
Jennifer: Am I higher than usual? Tell. Me. The. Name. Of. The. Shitty. Script. You. Read. Now. 
Agent: Just Go With It.
Jennifer: Fuck it! I’ll do it! Happy?! Now, will you please—and you know I never use that word unless I’m pissed or asking you to completely manufacture a relationship with another celebrity for me—tell me what the movie is called?!
Agent: Ugh, I hate my life.  
Jennifer: A dark comedy! I love it! Who’s my co-star? 
—Marcos

An Imaginary Conversation Between Jennifer Aniston and Her Agent 

Jennifer: Hey Agent, got any scripts for me to read so I can choose my next project?

Agent: You’ve never read them before, why start now?

Jennifer: Touché Agent, touché. Seriously though, come across any colossally shitty scripts these days? Anything Katherine Heigl won’t touch with a ten foot pole?  

Agent: Sorry Jen, not lately. I’ve mostly been getting stuff with a plot and good dialogue. Not really up your alley. There is, however, this one script I found that was written by an illiterate NYFA grad student.

Jennifer: Tell me more! 

Agent: Just Go With It

Jennifer: Oh, I will. Knowing the title just helps when I’m cashing my giant check after literally laughing my way to the bank. So…what’s it called?

Agent: Just Go With It.  

Jennifer: Why are you being so difficult?! I’ve been in literally every movie you’ve told me toeven Rock Starso tell me, what is written on the front page of the script?  

Agent: Just Go With It.

Jennifer: Am I higher than usual? Tell. Me. The. Name. Of. The. Shitty. Script. You. Read. Now. 

Agent: Just Go With It.

Jennifer: Fuck it! I’ll do it! Happy?! Now, will you pleaseand you know I never use that word unless I’m pissed or asking you to completely manufacture a relationship with another celebrity for metell me what the movie is called?!

Agent: Ugh, I hate my life.  

Jennifer: A dark comedy! I love it! Who’s my co-star? 

—Marcos

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