0 notes January 5, 2011 Topic: "Our First Gay Wedding" Marcos:Alec and Brooks's wedding is in less than six months! Lester:And I haven't even found an outfit yet! Marcos:Really? I've already found mine, taken it to the tailor and picked out a matching hat. Lester:I know, I'm slacking... Marcos:I can't wait! This is our group's first gay wedding. Lester:And let's be real, probably the last. At the rate we're all going, no one's getting married. For a while. Marcos:I didn't want to say it...but I'm glad someone did. Lester:And we're obviously going to take it over. Marcos:Oh, obviously. Lester:I might say fuck it and just wear a wedding gown. Marcos:I could see us getting married later in life, though. Half as a joke, half to get a bunch of free shit. Lester:Half out of just being tired of everyone and everything. Marcos:I now pronounce you bitter and hateful. Lester:You may now burn down this church.
