After less than two months of faking it for the cameras, Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have called it quits. And I say bravo — Jake looks so much better clean-shaven.

According to People, the “couple” broke up last month, though no reason was given for the split. 

Really?

Well, I guess we have another sad, schmaltzy Taylor Swift break-up song to look forward to that will no doubt be embraced as the second coming at every awards show that purports to celebrate music. 

Yay…

But on the bright side, now Jake is free to date another annoying blonde that I hate. 

Yay…