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Topic: "Topics"

Marcos:
Can we talk about how everyone on dating sites are just looking for sex, while everyone on sex sites are just looking to date?
Lester:
They're all full of shit.
Marcos:
I just wish everyone would stay on their side of the internet.
Lester:
Thank you! You can't have your cake and fuck it too.
Marcos:
Right?
Lester:
Meanwhile, this has "Topic" written all over it.
Marcos:
You know what needs to happen? Barbara Walters has "The View." Julie Chen has "The Talk." I think it's about time Bravo has "Topics", a talk show starring our group of sassbag friends set around a mimosa-littered brunch table.
Lester:
Talking shit.
Marcos:
Basically.
Lester:
"Welcome to 'Topics'! I'm your host, Lester Brathwaite."
Marcos:
"And I'm your moderator, Marcos Luevanos"
Lester:
"We wanted to do a show by drunk gays, for drunk gays."
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