1 note December 16, 2010 Topic: "Topics" Marcos:Can we talk about how everyone on dating sites are just looking for sex, while everyone on sex sites are just looking to date? Lester:They're all full of shit. Marcos:I just wish everyone would stay on their side of the internet. Lester:Thank you! You can't have your cake and fuck it too. Marcos:Right? Lester:Meanwhile, this has "Topic" written all over it. Marcos:You know what needs to happen? Barbara Walters has "The View." Julie Chen has "The Talk." I think it's about time Bravo has "Topics", a talk show starring our group of sassbag friends set around a mimosa-littered brunch table. Lester:Talking shit. Marcos:Basically. Lester:"Welcome to 'Topics'! I'm your host, Lester Brathwaite." Marcos:"And I'm your moderator, Marcos Luevanos" Lester:"We wanted to do a show by drunk gays, for drunk gays."