theidiotking:

• “OKAYYYYYYY….“ 
• “You’re WEIRD.”
• “What are you smoking?” and/or “I want some of what YOU’RE on.”
• <eye roll>
• “Yeah… not so much.”
• “Not sure what THAT was all about, but…”
• “Riiiiiiiiiight.”
• “Anywayyyyyyyyyyy…”
• “Um, random much?”
• “I never developed the social skills one needs to have a fun back and forth with someone, nor do I understand/know how to process humor, so consider this a defense mechanism kicking in. Sorry!”