February 2012
24 posts
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Guess what you guys? My imaginary good friend Casey Wilson stars in Happy Endings, which this week is written by my actual good friend Sierra Ornelas. Don’t forget to watch tonight at 9:30 p.m. on ABC!
First Date of 2012
Me: So, how would you describe yourself?
Date: I'm kind of an aging hipster with Peter Pan syndrome.
Me: That's funny, because my New Year's resolution is to stop dating aging hipsters with Peter Pan syndrome.
I have a very particular set of skills.
theidiotking:
Sandwich making.
Napping.
Getting hangovers.
Guessing what time it is (usually within 4 minutes).
Doing accurate impressions of people who aren’t famous.
Cutting myself shaving.
Befriending other people’s pets.
Brewing and icing large quantities of tea.
All-day procrastination followed by 1.5 hours of extreme productivity.
Perfectly (half) ironing a button down shirt.
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My Beard Confuses People
Blockbuster Employee: Are you buying all these discounted romantic comedies for your girlfriend?
Me: The wife, actually.
WatchI don’t believe her for a second.
WatchTake a look at a clip from my first episode of scripted television, airing tonight on BET at 10 p.m.!
WatchWhile I’m not sure this is real, I can say for certain it’s on loop.
