January 2011
5 posts
“I hate writing. I love having written.”
– Dorothy Parker (via welovewriters)
I QUOTE THIS ALL THE TIME!
—Marcos
Topic: "Our First Gay Wedding"
Marcos: Alec and Brooks's wedding is in less than six months!
Lester: And I haven't even found an outfit yet!
Marcos: Really? I've already found mine, taken it to the tailor and picked out a matching hat.
Lester: I know, I'm slacking...
Marcos: I can't wait! This is our group's first gay wedding.
Lester: And let's be real, probably the last. At the rate we're all going, no one's getting married. For a while.
Marcos: I didn't want to say it...but I'm glad someone did.
Lester: And we're obviously going to take it over.
Marcos: Oh, obviously.
Lester: I might say fuck it and just wear a wedding gown.
Marcos: I could see us getting married later in life, though. Half as a joke, half to get a bunch of free shit.
Lester: Half out of just being tired of everyone and everything.
Marcos: I now pronounce you bitter and hateful.
Lester: You may now burn down this church.
