Topic: Maggie, Am I Floating?
Lester: Maggie, Am I floating?
Marcos: I think, anytime anything good happens to any one of us, we need to say, "Maggie, am I floating?"
Lester: I just got laid. Maggie, am I floating?
Marcos: I just got a job at NBC. Maggie, am I floating?
Lester: I just acted my face off in a film that somehow had Mariah Carey in it and incongruously didn't precipitate the end of everyone's career. MAGGIE. AM. I. FLOATING?
Marcos: I swear, if I ever see Maggie Gyllenhaal in person, I am going to ask her if I am floating.
Lester: Then ask her when her brother's finally going to come out of the closet because I'm tired of waiting and am not fooled.
Topic: The Unbearable Lightness of Being Sick
Marcos: So, I've definitely let myself go in the week I've been sick.
Lester: Oh no! Really?
Marcos: I feel like Gilbert Grape's mom.
Lester: I think we all know what this means...
Lester: Master cleanse next week.
Marcos: Totally. I wish I could at least blog while in bed, but I've found I'm quite useless whilst ill and doped up on the 'Quil all day.
Lester: As opposed to being doped up on whatever cleaning products are around when you're not sick?
Marcos: I would make a smarmy comeback, but I'm at a loss for...ugh, you can finish this sentence on your own.
Lester: You really are sick.
Marcos: I told you, I'm about as useful as a non-ill Jennifer Love Hewitt in any movie.