Marcos: Can we talk about how everyone on dating sites are just looking for sex, while everyone on sex sites are just looking to date?
Lester: They're all full of shit.
Marcos: I just wish everyone would stay on their side of the internet.
Lester: Thank you! You can't have your cake and fuck it too.
Lester: Meanwhile, this has "Topic" written all over it.
Marcos: You know what needs to happen? Barbara Walters has "The View." Julie Chen has "The Talk." I think it's about time Bravo has "Topics", a talk show starring our group of sassbag friends set around a mimosa-littered brunch table.
Lester: Talking shit.
Lester: "Welcome to 'Topics'! I'm your host, Lester Brathwaite."
Marcos: "And I'm your moderator, Marcos Luevanos"
Lester: "We wanted to do a show by drunk gays, for drunk gays."
Lester is totally my Gayle…except we actually are in a lesbian relationship.